Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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