we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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