I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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