sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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