I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
