So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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