Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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