Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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