Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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