? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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