So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I am mentally ready for anal.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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