i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
My balls are so social today.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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