Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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