This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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