I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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