Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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