These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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