i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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