Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
