Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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