Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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