just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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