come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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