It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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