I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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