how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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