Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
