i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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