Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We had sex on a dog bed..
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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