Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She announced her abortion via fbk
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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