Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
