either way he was missing a nipple.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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