Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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