i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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