1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I can't put those talents on a resume
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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