Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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