Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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