I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Text me some of your sweat
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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