I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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