Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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