Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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