WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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