Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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