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I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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