My room smells like vodka and shame
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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