All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She's JV to your varsity
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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