Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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