I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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