You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
