There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
nutella sex= disaster
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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