I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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