i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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