I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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