He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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