fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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